Comedy

The 20 Awesomest Missing Posters

posted August 9, 2011 by Joel Stice

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A missing family pet sucks, but sometimes things go missing for a reason. Like excessive urinating on furniture and random leg humping for starters. Perhaps it's best to just cut your losses and move on. Like the saying goes, if it was meant to be, set it free. If it doesn't come back, offer up cold, hard cash. Err, something like that...

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A missing family pet sucks, but sometimes things go missing for a reason. Like excessive urinating on furniture and random leg humping for starters. Perhaps it's best to just cut your losses and move on. Like the saying goes, if it was meant to be, set it free. If it doesn't come back, offer up cold, hard cash. Err, something like that...
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Again, apologies about his balls.
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Time heals all wounds.
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Some dogs just don't have manners.
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Do the right thing, return this family heirloom.
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That wet nose is hard to resist, but you've been warned.
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Pass those troubles right on to the next unsuspecting sucker.
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Happy days...
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He's probably just out working the streets like a boss.
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I don't think Caroline will be getting that ipod back.
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Come back, Lionel. Come back...
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Return the keys and a shitty cat is your reward!
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Enjoy the rabies, Dan.
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Mmm, crab cakes.
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Damn, the economy is looking scary out there.
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Check the nearest hipster bar or antique car show.
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Last seen being delicious.
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Not missing, just a reminder of how motherfu%*king awesome this dog is.
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I'd be interested to know what the going rate for unicorns is these days.
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When monetary rewards don't work, resort to empty threats.
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Life is all about figuring out the important things.
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The 20 Awesomest Missing Posters

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