We could probably do a "worst mugshots" gallery on a weekly basis, there's just that much ugly out there. Don't get me wrong, nobody expects a mugshot to be a Calvin Klein photo shoot. But that's no excuse for looking like an 18-wheeler just parked on your face. These are some scary looking mugs, the kind that only a parole officer could love.

This dude makes the Unabomber's mugshot look like Don Draper.

Let me guess, his neighbors always thought he seemed like such a "regular" guy.

Please, someone explain. Please.

I guess his genius "half a beard" disguise didn't work out so well.

This guy is serving time for nearly killing a salesclerk that mentioned a sale on turtleneck sweaters.

She warned that girl scout that she doesn't do drama.

Jed was never really much of a people person.

Meet the long lost 8th dwarf - Sketchy.

This is actually a permanent face tan from a lifetime of drinking and passing out in the yard with his hat on.

Few know it, but there is actually a small community of hobbits living in Detroit.

First, trouble finds him, followed by the local police department shortly thereafter.

It's good to see that Batman finally put the Riddler behind bars.

The resemblance is <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/810248-extinction-threat-for-worlds-ugliest-animal-the-blobfish" target="_blank">uncanny</a>!

Birthday cake + illegal liquor + guns = this photo.

Out on bail just long enough to steal that t-shirt.

In an alternate universe, Snooki doesn't have a million dollar book deal.

Butthead promised to write Beavis everyday.

Not even the police department's finest crackhead interpreters were able to break her gibberish criminal code.

Why so much anger, John Angerer? Oh, that's right...