20 Reasons To Stay Out of the Water | HEAVY

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Shark Week starts this Sunday, which means it's time once again for Hollywood to instill fear into the hearts of people everywhere. So don't get all cocky thinking you can swim in the ocean whenever you like. Sharks are here to remind us, that on the ocean food chain, we're just an alternative to tuna.

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Shark Week starts this Sunday, which means it's time once again for Hollywood to instill fear into the hearts of people everywhere. So don't get all cocky thinking you can swim in the ocean whenever you like. Sharks are here to remind us, that on the ocean food chain, we're just an alternative to tuna.
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There's a thin line between bravery and stupidity, and this guy is about to cross it.
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Hello, nightmares.
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"Open up and say ahhhhhh."
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Sharks can smell fear. They can also smell when you sh*t your wetsuit.
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That's probably not gonna fit on your wall.
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That's right, stick your arm way outside the cage to get a good shot. What could possibly go wrong?
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It's pretty crazy that this thing probably looked exactly the same 40 million years ago.
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"Bob, nobody gives a f$%k about the 15 lb bass you caught last summer."
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Kind of serene... until the feeding frenzy starts.
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The sea lion exacts his revenge.
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NO SEALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PHOTO (only kidding, this seal is totally dead).
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I'll stick to the hotel pool, thank you.
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He's gonna need a bigger boat.
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At least there's somebody around to take a photo when the shark eats this dude.
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"Brah, you're like, totally about to become shark chum."
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This seagull thought he would take a nice relaxing swim... silly bird.
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When all you do is eat, it's pretty easy to stay on top of the food chain.
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Sharkphotoshop.
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Gary Winfield 1962-2010, thought he could be a shark whisperer. Turns out he couldn't.
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The Dark Knight doesn't limit himself to serving justice in only Gotham.
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