The 20 Awesomest Animal Attacks

It's an epic battle of Man vs. Beast that continues to wage on, taking down idiots and jackasses left and right. There's a reason that bears and eagles aren't to be trifled with, and these poor schmucks just couldn't leave well enough alone. But who's keeping score, anyway?

Kangaroos and Woody Harrelson handle paparazzi the same way.

Tom knew that "attack leopard" he bought off Ebay was a good investment.

We observe the crocodile in his natural habitat stalking one of his favorite foods - the idiot. ...Ah, better luck next time.

This kinda stuff never happens to goldfish owners.

Let this be a warning kids, always share your snacks with the park pigeons.

Eagle takes the win.

Man, I never knew how much birds hate people. It's practically Shiites vs. Sunnis.

"Wrangler Jeans, we'll be there when you sh%^ your pants."

Some teddy bears aren't as cuddly as others.

The real life version of Hungry, Hungry, Hippos isn't so fun.

Even a thousand bee stings can't take away from the refreshing taste of a good lager.

Sue quickly became a cat person after this.

It's a dog eat dog world, and this guy was wearing MilkBone underwear.

Those "Don't feed the animals" signs are there for a reason.

"What the fu*@ this kinda sh*# never happens at Six Flags!"

This guy didn't get the memo on who was the king of the jungle.

Guess that polar bear didn't want to share a Coke after all.

This is how police dogs handle people who don't pay parking tickets.

Hope they got that rental insurance.