The 10 Dirtiest Hippies

Ah, the hippy, a noble creature known for their docile ways, they're often found congregating in the pastures at jam band concerts, wallowing in mud holes or loitering around head shops. First discovered in the 1960s, their populations have since dwindled due to a realization that "peace, love and positive vibes" don't put food on the table. Finding a former hippy isn't that hard (just visit Vermont), but tracking down a full blooded dirty hippy can be a little trickier these days. Your best bet is to head to Bonnaroo or one of the other outdoor music festivals, follow the stench of b.o., look for tie-dye and keep an ear open for rants about "the man".

"Hey man, you're making me miss the drum solo!"

Here, we have several older hippies who have successfully avoided soap for several decades.

Not to worry, hippy brother, just think positive vibes and envision that jail as a "love fortress".

Here we see several male hippies participating in a traditional mud dance, hoping to attract a mate of equal dirtiness.

This hippy probably is not talking about: A) The miracles of hemp. B) The holistic healing class he teaches in his van. C) Taking his dad's advice and applying for a job.

You smell that? Smells like "peace", man... and a lack of bathing and general hygiene.

Hippies are a nomadic people and will follow their favorite jam band across the country, setting up camp wherever good mother Earth intends.

If you have any questions about where to get acid, this is your guy.

Hippies are similar to raccoons, if you feed them they'll never leave.