If you haven't heard, it was reported Monday by the Los Angeles Times that Arnold Schwarzenegger had fathered a child with a member of his household staff 10 years earlier, thus causing his wife Maria Shriver move out. Family strife aside, it's almost impossible to ignore such a bombshell of celebrity news from a comedic standpoint (at least until Donald Trump opens his mouth again). Here's some of Arnold's most famous movie lines that he could be quoting again in the near future... only in a slightly different context.
