Everybody in the comic universe is getting movie deals - Thor, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, that naked Silver Surfer weirdo. Poor Hawkman, just can't land a deal. And that dumb helmet isn't helping things.
Hawkman Can’t Catch A Break
The Softest Gangstas on the Block
Knock Knock Gone Wrong
Your Hangover is Charles
Selective Outrage Card
Possibly the Worst Pick Up Ever