The 20 Awesomest Senior Citizens

Published:7:30 am EDT, April 12, 2011| Updated:5:38 pm EDT, August 2, 2013|
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Think that old guy on the park bench feeding squirrels is just a boring old geezer? Ha! Think again, punk, that's just a front so he can steal your chick then wine and dine her with his senior citizen's discount. Don't under estimate these 20 seniors, they may take more prescribed medication in a day than beers you drink in a week, but that's just to keep their heart pumping for the next skydiving trip. Only the good die young and these seniors are bad to the bone, cuz they ain't dead yet.


The stakes are high. Winner gets a pudding cup


They never saw they hit coming


Ethel and Lucile decided there was only one way to decide who would get the Matlock DVD


They really miss Gary down at the institution

Holidays are always a little different at Nana Sheen's house


Wilford is about to bring the metal to the Wednesday night bingo game


"Dammit, now where did I park the mothership?"


Grandma always knew how to prepare a "fresh" home cooked meal

"I was picking up groupies when Keith Richards was still crapping his pants"


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Seniors would like you to believe they travel much for the culture, this is the real reason


Her doc told her to quit smoking. Her reply, "Dying is for fools."


Yep, it's exactly what it looks like


Dude will bust a 360 tail grab then fall asleep on the chairlift like it's nothin'


Suck on that, osteoporosis


What's your grandmother done lately?


Arthritis be damned, Mildred is gonna throw up the devil horns regardless


DJ Ruth is killin' it at the retirement center. Literally. Two people died from too much funk


Props to this guy for skydiving, although I'm not completely sure he knows where he is


You're as young as the company you keep

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