Think that old guy on the park bench feeding squirrels is just a boring old geezer? Ha! Think again, punk, that's just a front so he can steal your chick then wine and dine her with his senior citizen's discount. Don't under estimate these 20 seniors, they may take more prescribed medication in a day than beers you drink in a week, but that's just to keep their heart pumping for the next skydiving trip. Only the good die young and these seniors are bad to the bone, cuz they ain't dead yet.
