Hair - we all have it. And we all don't know what to do with it. The problem with a haircut is that people often use it as an excuse to do something stupid, because "it'll grow back." Well you know what doesn't grow back? Dignity. And these twenty schmucks just lost all of it.
Long in the back, shaved on the sides and a bus station carpet on top. The pink sports bra just seals the deal.