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Annual Valentine’s Day Stoning Of A Happy Couple

posted February 14, 2011 by

In ancient times, the punishment for being an annoyingly cute couple was stoning to death and Fort Collins, CO is bringing joy to singles everywhere by bringing this tradition back.

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