Deadbeat Dad: Don’t Dress Your Baby Like Hitler

Published:2:15 pm EDT, October 28, 2010| Updated:10:21 am EDT, January 13, 2011|
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Don’t Dress Your Baby Like Hitler

Trust me, it’s not funny. I know what you’re thinking: “Why the f*ck would you dress your child up like Hitler for Halloween, you sick bastard?” I don’t know, the costume was on sale, and they were all out of Power Rangers. As a Jew I am also enamored with my son’s Aryan features. The blonde hair and blue eyes are as exotic to me as if he were from Mars.

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