Many people hate Spencer Pratt for his horrible rap music and non-stop fame whoring, but that's the point. The greatest villain reality TV has ever seen uses Twitter as a launchpad for all sorts of demented attacks.
Of course you should follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter - he's one of the funniest dudes alive, plus he only updates like once a day. It's nice to see people play it cool.
And, on the opposite end of the spectrum, Roger Ebert, who since having his jaw removed as a result of his cancer treatment has turned into a Tweeting dynamo who makes Justin Bieber look like a deaf-mute.
It might be cheap to throw a second Office cast member on here but Mindy Kaling (who plays the daffy Kelly Kapoor on the show) is a masterful Twitterer. Check her feed.
Let's be blunt: Shaq was the killer app for Twitter. I had no idea what the hell people saw in the thing until I started reading the basketball great's Tweets, which come from some magical place deep inside his brain. Shaq will perpetrate "RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS" all over your feed, and you'll love it.
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