This woman should have logically been able to ride that thing for eternity, given her center of mass. However, fat cells, like hot babes that desire monogamy, are not logical.

This is the Michael Jordan of fatty failures: it doesn't matter how many legends come after, it's still the best of all time.

Humans aren't the only species prone to fatty failure.

This pool was so disgusted with the guy swimming in it that it committed suicide.

Yes, he won at the game, but he failed at life.