Dangerous Amusement Park Rides

Published:1:21 pm EDT, August 19, 2010| Updated:1:21 pm EDT, August 19, 2010|
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Dangerous Amusement Park Rides

The operator of the "Terminal Velocity" ride at Extreme World in Lake Delton, in which riders are dropped from 160 feet in the air onto netting and airbags below, was charged with first-degree reckless injury after he allowed a 12-year old girl to plummet 100 feet despite the fact that the inflated bags and safety net designed to catch her were not prepared.  Here are some more Amusement Park Rides to watch out for this summer.

- The Stabulator (stabs you now)

- The Bury-you-alive-in-cement-erator (buries you in cement, and then stabs you)

- The Nascar Experience (sprays you with high octane fuel, throws a racing tire at your head)

- The Hibernator (suspends you by weathered, tattered bungee over a pit of sleeping bears, and then plays audio snippets regarded by bears as being insulting over nearby speakers)

- The Insane Clown Posse's Dark Carnival (throws poo at you, forces you to endure 15 minutes of Tom Green doing stand up)

- The Pakistani Experience (floods your home, where politics render your plight unpalatable to Westerners)

- The Tunnel of Love (legally weds you to Lethal Weapon star Mel Gibson)

- The Bittersweet Memory (transforms you into a playful dog near a cop)

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