Sumo wrestling is the only sport on Earth where fatness is a virtue, so it's always awesome to see young AZN kids packing on the pounds to walk the path of Heavy-San.
Asian kids and totally inappropriate T-shirts: Third and final in the series. Wearing a shirt like this takes balls so huge I'm surprised they aren't bursting out of his pants.
This little dude rules so much. I don't even have words. He just owns.
It could be worse - his older brother was rolled up inside a giant-size California roll and broke his spine.
This was the last picture on the blood-spattered cameraphone we found in the street. If you see this girl, call the police and run like hell.
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