We've posted about the Troll 2 cult before, but really this movie is so bad it needs to be seen to be believed. The titular trolls are nowhere to be found - instead, the terrors are actually goblins, whose evil plan is to trick people into eating poisoned food that turns them into vegetables. Yeah, when a midget in a cheap dimestore mask gives me food, I usually don't eat it. That's what gets you married to Charlie Sheen.
Check out this funny clip from the movie.
A much cuter but no less deadly animal gets its turn in Night Of The Lepus, a 1972 horror flick that features a town held hostage by giant bunnies. Yes, these normally herbivorous cuddly pets are transformed into rampaging bests with a thirst for blood that kill everything in their path. Unfortunately, they meet the same end as thousands of rabbits the world over: herded into a drive-in movie theater parking lot and shot.
Check out this clip from the movie.
The Amityville Horror series started out awesome (based on a true story! evil house!) and then just spiraled down the toilet. The nadir was Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes, in which a family is bedeviled by a floor lamp. Yes, when a tacky brass lamp is sold at an Amityville garage sale and winds up in sunny California, there's still so much evil left in the thing that it freak-a-deaks Patty Duke and her family so hard. It gives her aunt tetanus! That's some scary stuff, lamp!
Check out the movie trailer here.
The best thing about Jack Frost is that there's two movies with that name. The 1998 one stars Michael Keaton as a father who dies in a car accident and comes back as a snowman to reconnect with his kids. The 1996 one stars Scott McDonald as a serial killer who almost dies in a car accident and comes back as a snowman to kill kids. And anyone else. Yes, he does stab someone with his carrot nose, thank you for asking. And the Achilles heel that ends his snow of terror? Antifreeze.
Watch a clip of the attack.
Watch out for the Godmonster of Indian Flats - when Nevada sheepherder Eddie finds his flock mutated by mysterious gas from a local mine, this awesomely-titled horror cheapie goes right off the rails. Next thing you know (well, not next thing you know, it takes almost an hour for the stupid monster to appear), the wooly wailer is rampaging around the town, murdering folks using all of the natural killing tools of the sheep. Tools like... uh... feet? Hooves?
Check out this clip of the monster attack.
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