Can you imagine how terrible this makeshift car seat must smell? This poor kid's probably going to have a panic attack anytime it smells hot dogs, gasoline and Skoal.
A genius act of misdirection here - dude steals his wife's car with his 8 month old kid in it and then, presumably to reduce drag, pops the car seat out and leaves the kid in the middle of the highway. Joke's on him - the baby was the only one who knew how to use the GPS!
The thing this picture doesn't tell you is that the guy came out here with six kids.
Any guesses as to what this kid's name is? I'm split 50/50 between Bogart and Chappelle.
The thing is, babies see boobs pretty much every day. The real child abuse here is exposing him to reality TV attention whores.
