We've all had that moment, sitting in front of a test, where our brains just go blank. And that's it - there's no force on Earth that's going to get the correct answer into your head. At that juncture, I usually start thinking of the dumbest thing I can fill in the space in the hopes of at least getting a laugh out of it. What follows are 20 examples of total test answer win.
Math is no match for elephants.
I'm counting essays in this feature because it takes a certain size of balls to make an assignment about Walt Whitman into a damning indictment of Livejournal.
Are you going to say that James Bond couldn't hold sodium ions and chloride ions together? James Bond can do anything.
Yeah, if you're in a car and you know how many feet per hour you're going, you're not going very fast.
I would think that seeing Orlando Bloom catch a beej from a furry-footed little fellow would make me lose my appetite for croissants. This guy's just thinking outside the box.
