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The 20 Awesomest Animal Battles

posted June 18, 2010 by

Lobster Knife Fight

I'm sure this was set up, but these lobsters do genuinely hate each other. What you don't see is the floor slowly filling up with boiling hot butter.

Hippopotamus Fight

Everybody thinks hippopotamuses are just big fat jolly swimming chumps, but really they have some of the worst tempers in the animal kingdom. These guys are fighting because they can't agree on the best Dave Matthews Band song.

Snake Eating Frog

This is sort of a one-sided battle, but I'd encourage this frog not to give up - you could maybe kick the snake in the uvula. Do snakes have uvulas? I'm not going to Wikipedia that.

Tigers Fighting

Tigers have some of the most stylish fights in the animal kingdom. These guys are like eleventh degree Wing Chun black belts.

Chipmunk Beatdown

Epic high-definition chipmunk beatdown here. He got kicked to the curb like the proverbial bitch.