There are so many questions raised by this picture - what's up with the hot pink machine gun? Why are they in a giant sink? And is that a dog, or what?
What? She's just playin' astronaut. Give her a few more minutes, she'll take a nap right h'yar in Wal-Mart.
That's right, Timmy. Suck it down and you'll learn to settle just like Daddy did.
Seatbelts, shmeatbelts.
What could possibly be the motivation for taking a photograph like this, with your coochie hanging out all over the place as you snuggle your poor dumb baby? If you're looking for a man who "likes kids," this ain't the way to do it.
