So some of these beg the question, "what is this creature doing?" Like is this Perez Hilton as a Japanese robot Peter Pan? Or is that a little too upmarket?
Toilet Paper Ninja is totally set for the lifetime of swirlies that await him.
You should thank whatever God you believe in that I put that little black box in there. If anybody can explain who this he-Jabba is supposed to be, write it down on a piece of paper and burn it.
So in Street Fighter II Cammy has a move where she locks her legs around your head and flips you over. I don't want this creature to do that to me. Ever. I'd rather lap the sweat from the last guy's fat folds.
What is this I don't even.
