(Bootleg factory manager) "Okay, people. The name of the cartoon dog is six letters long. One of the letters even repeats. It's not that Goddamned hard. I'm not asking you to write a term paper. Can we just get it right this time?"

(Bootleg factory manager) "Oh, for Christ's sake."

Sometimes a bootleg starts out as awful and then through sheer badassery loops around to awesome again. This backpack is one such bootleg. I'm wearing one now.

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