A guido wedding is truly a sight to behold. If you've ever wanted to hear the worst techno made by human hands and watch morbidly obese women cry, you're in luck!

Holy Jesus, the bronzer here. These kids look like two prime Florida oranges. I love that one of them couldn't even make it up to their hairline. I can see two blonde chicas who are going to have some serious smears on their pillows tonight.

This is like some freaky extraterrestrial stuff. If you peeled off their skin they'd be a slimy gray unisex race of E.T. guidos, all doing the fist pump in between anal probes.

Look at these winners. This dude is so proud of his sunglasses he's probably going to get a tattoo of them. And the girl! Can you imagine the horrors her dead eyes have seen?

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