It's hard to say what went wrong with Jewel's boob job.She didn't go too big or too far apart. And yet, her hooters are just awful. They look like two meaty Hostess cupcake molds. Was she trying to save money so she could get her teeth worked on? I don't even know.
I had literally no idea who Phoebe Price was, but thankfully the Internet is full of catty bitches who gave me the lowdown (she's an actress!) All I really care about is her tits, which look like they're working hard to lodge deep into her armpits, leaving a crevasse down the middle you could fly an X-wing through.
God, Donatella Versace is so horrible. She looks like Hellboy's anorexic sister. Like seriously, lady: your skin looks like the surface of Mars. It's not improving things to have two big ol' fake titties there. That's like putting a spoonful of Beluga caviar on top of a dog turd, and then bleaching the dog turd's hair.
Can you imagine being the Guinness Book guy who's responsible for administering the boob size rankings? He probably has a special scale in the trunk of his car.
Victoria Beckham, the former Posh Spice, sported a pair of some of the nastiest bolt-ons we've seen in a while. When way skinny broads get way big tits, it's just weird. You can't have everything. Thankfully she got rid of these mounds for something a little more dignified.
