Let’s Tell Yo Mamma Jokes About The New Facebook Layout
February 8, 2010
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New Facebook LayoutSo Facebook rolled out yet another "improvement" to their website, this time a re-jiggering of the layout to consolidate things in the top left corner. People, naturally hating and fearing change, have reacted with extreme displeasure. One of those people is me. But I'm going to let my feelings known through the greatest American art form of all - the Yo Mamma joke. After the jump, a dozen Yo Mamma jokes about the new Facebook layout.

The new Facebook layout is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

The new Facebook layout is so ugly that when they took it to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!

The new Facebook layout is so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

The new Facebook layout is so nasty that it made Right Guard turn left!

The new Facebook layout is so stupid that it thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!

The new Facebook layout is so ugly that even Harry Knowles wouldn't date it!

The new Facebook layout is so stupid I told it to go buy me a color TV and it came back and asked "What color?"

The new Facebook layout is so stupid when it had to take the 44 bus it took the 22 twice instead!

The new Facebook layout is so ugly that your father takes it to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss it goodbye!

The new Facebook layout is so stupid that it spent a half-hour staring at an orange juice container because it said "concentrate!"

The new Facebook layout is so stupid that it sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

The new Facebook layout is so stupid that a million people are going to make groups complaining about how stupid it is on Facebook, until the next layout comes out and is even stupider!


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