So if you've logged into Facebook in the last few days, you probably saw the little message from founder Mark Zuckerberg saying that they're making even more damn changes to the site. Considering that the last few times they've done this it's made Facebook more annoying to use, you are right to be a little scared about what the future may hold. Well, have no fear - I read Zuckerberg's "letter" and decoded it for your tender brain. Come with me as I unearth what Facebook will hold in the year... 2010!
- You will no longer be able to refuse or decline friend requests. Instead, you can put friends in a "suck pool," where all of your status updates are algorithmically censored to display veiled, passive-aggressive insults.
- The light blue silhouette for people who didn't upload a picture will be replaced by a light blue silhouette of a penis or vagina, depending on the gender of the person.
- Animated GIFs still don't work.
- Tila Tequila is still banned.
- Joining the "News Feed" and the "Live Feed" is the "Mom Feed," which is comprised exclusively of annoying e-mail forwards, quizzes, and pictures of cats.
- Mafia Wars is now able to directly withdraw money from your checking, savings, or money market accounts.
- To compete with Twitter, status updates are now restricted to 139 characters.
- All logins and passwords have been sold to the Chinese.
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