Strange Norway Lights Explained

Published:11:12 am EDT, December 10, 2009| Updated:2:39 pm EDT, April 6, 2010|

So Mulders worldwide are pissing their briefs about the appearance of some mysterious lights over Norway. This isn't your usual weather balloon and swamp gas stuff - instead, it's bizarre blue-white spirals with squiggly lines shooting out from the center. Speculation has run rampant about their cause, and while an official explanation has been offered (a failed test run of a new Russian missile), those in the know understand that the real story is much, much scarier. Read on, my friend.

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