Seventeen year old Miley Cyrus has her first tattoo - how progressive! It says "Just Breathe" and it's positioned under her still illegal left tit. The tattoo is in memory of a close friend who died from cystic fibrosis. But if Miley wants to be a celebrity trainwreck on the order of Lindsay Lohan, she needs to step it up. These charitable tattoos aren't going to cut it for a real teen celeb. So here are some ideas I had for Miley's ink.