By now if you care at all about college football, or if you know someone who does, or if you've been within two miles of a sports bar, you've heard that Florida QB Tim Tebow cried after losing the SEC Championship game to Alabama. What you may not know is that this isn't the first time Tebow has done such a thing. Put on your commemorative JOHN 11:35 eyeblack and read on!

October 31, 2009 – After breaking Herschel Walker's SEC touchdown record, Tebow cried while hugging Walker at a post-game conference.

March 22, 1998 – The Tebow family dog, Banjo, ran into traffic and was hit by an oncoming car. A ten year old Tim cried in the middle of the street until the Tebows took Banjo to a local veterinarian, where the dog was treated and eventually released alive and well. No report on whether Tebow cried upon Banjo's return to the family.

August 17, 2002 – The sun rose over the majestic Grand Teton mountains. Meanwhile, Tim Tebow was hit in the testicle by a stray golf ball.

November 17, 2003 – Tim Tebow tearfully accepted Jesus Christ as his personal lord and savior in front of a crowd at a Jacksonville, Florida church.

April 4, 2003 – While standing by the side of the road, Tebow witnessed a car drive pass and throw a candy wrapper carelessly out the window. A single tear made its way down his craggy Native American cheek.

August 19, 2006 – Somebody called him "Teboner."

July 22, 2008 – Following a heated argument with his girlfriend over the future of their relationship and his potential career in the NFL, Tebow reportedly met with Gators coach Urban Meyer in a Gainesville, Florida Steak 'N' Shake, where witnesses claim Tebow "buried his face in Coach Meyer's shoulder and sobbed."

December 6, 2009 – In the wee hours of the night following the Florida Gators' disappointing loss, Tebow was further distressed when University of Florida medical school faculty informed him that his tears could not, in fact, cure all the AIDS in Africa.

December 25, 1996 – No Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOUUUUUUR?

August 14, 1987 – Hours after his rocketship crashed on the planet Earth, young Tim Tebow opened his eyes in a crowded Manila marketplace and cried his first feeble tears, as if he somehow knew that he would never set foot on the soil of his native Krypton, nor ever see his true parents, Lara and Jor-El, ever again.