Marvel Goes Horribly Wrong

So Marvel Comics is pimping their Marvel Super Hero Squad property - you know, for kids - and they made a cute little online comic making page where the kids can pose and dialogue their favorite Marvel heroes and villains. Unfortunately, they didn't think about what would happen when the horrible people at 4chan discovered this thing. I'm not going to link you to 4chan because I care about you. After the jump, some of the funniest and most horrible things they came up with.