This is where we post a bunch of awesome links and videos that make you chest hair tingle in a funny way. That tingling is your man sense, and it's tingling in recognition of the awesome man material you are about to read. Don't fight it, just sit back in your boxers with your Cinnamon Toast Crunch (for our unemployed brethern) or surreptitiously open a new tab with this window if you're at work, and enjoy.
Anvils+Black Powder=Flying Awesome
First up: blowing anvils hundreds of feet into the air. The combination of a big bearded dude, gunpowder, an anvil and the time honored tradition of blowing shit up just because you can makes this man-awesome...mawesome.
SHAVING YOUR CHEST HAIR INTO A BRA IS AWESOME
Having a beard is awesome. Being able to shave that beard into various shapes as you get rid of that beard is even better. These guys though, these guys took it to a whole other level and sculpted their chest hair into literally the manliest art you could think of.
Check out more sexy chest hair magic here.
Chicks n Bikes
Hey you know what's really awesome? Bikes. Hey, you know what's also really awesome? Chicks. QED: chicks with bikes is an explosion of sexy awesome. SFW (unless you tend to get a little too excited about deep V's).
For more chicks on bikes: Chicks and Bikes.
Win UFC DVDs!
UFC is pretty manly. Betting...er...accurately predicting things is also pretty manly. Combine to the two and what do you get? Why, you get a chance to win 4 DVDs worth of insane UFC action. Just come closet to accurately predicting the actual outcome of UFC 104, and win. Drop by, leave a comment with your predictions, and watch UFC 104 to see if you won. Click.
Next up: Roxxane.
pic via dlisted
Now, most people wouldn't necessarily call dressing up in tights, heels, and tucking your junk back into a gold suit the manliest thing ever. But hear me out:
- First of all, he's a cage fighter. Try messing with him. Just try it.
- Secondly, he's confident enough to be able to rock it in public. I mean, shit, I don't even like dressing up for Halloween.
- Third, his girlfriend is smoking, so he must be doing something right.
Final Helping of Awesome: Kenji Gallo
Speaking of badass fighters, Kenji Gallo definitely takes the cake. Check it out:
"I spent my last night in the Mafia in Toronto in stripper heaven," Kenny "Kenji" Gallo says. "I was escorting porn stars Dayton Rains and Kendra Jade to an appearance, acting as muscle, manager, and all-purpose 'ho wrangler.' My cell phone was blowing up; I knew the guys in Brooklyn were desperately trying to find out where I was staying in Canada to kill me. I had just gotten high on Xanax and Vicodin and told the boss of the Colombo Mafia Family's construction rackets to go fuck himself.
"Big deal. Who cares? I was burned out. Live or die – whatever. It didn't matter. I was a lost soul. Then everything changed — the FBI maybe saved my life, and mixed martial arts definitely saved my soul."
Uh. Yeah. How badass is that? Read the rest of our article on him for more manly awesome.
Whelp, that's it for today. Keep warm, try to avoid sitting on your balls, and give your woman a kiss for me and tell her not to worry, I'll be back in town soon.





