Black Dynamite Yoself!

Published:10:10 am EDT, October 7, 2009| Updated:10:13 am EDT, April 7, 2010|
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In order to promote the new Blacksploi...am I even allowed to be writing this? This feels wrong. Tell you what, there's a movie coming out, and this is the plot:

When "The Man" murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

In order to promote said movie, their website allows you to "Black Dynamite Yo'Self". Bring skinny and white, I could always use a little Black DY-NA-MITE! (I just feel like it needs to be said that way, every time) so I did it. Results are after the jump, cause, really, no one wants to see my mug on the front page.

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Ominous.

Want to Black DY-NA-MITE Yo'self? Go here.

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