President Obama's life sucks. Our army is stretched thin across the world. Our economy is in shambles. Healthcare is broken and certain Republicans can't keep their fat mouths shut during his speeches. Lame dude! And now he has to deal with automageddon on Mars!
According to this dude, there are tiny humans and apes on Mars and the Mars rover has been gleefully running them down like so much Death Race 2009. Let's examine his thrilling YouTube info before we move on to the chilling video:
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SEARCH doowop62 ON GOOGLE SEARCH to see how far the news is spreading.
The news is spreading quite fast. So fast that there are 3,460 results for "doowop2" on google. 3,460! You know how many results you get when you search "3,460" on Google? 13,000,000. Yeah. YEAH. That's spreading like Lindsay Lohan for an eightball.
Finally: the proof. Warning: graphic images of 1 1/2 foot tall Mars humans attacking a defenseless Mars Rover. If you cried at Wall-E, you might want to have an emergency sundae nearby.
