Comedy

The Biggest Nerd In The World Changes His Name

posted September 21, 2009 by

Andreas JankovCheck out this winner. Born Andreas Jankov, he just got back from the courthouse, where he changed his name. Changed it to... wait for it... Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. Holy crap, dude. Was "Andreas Virgin Lonely Nevergetlaid Momsbasement Worldofwarcraft-Jankov" already taken?

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