Legal Tip: Stay Out Of Jaily By Eating Your Colostomy Bag

See that man up there? That man is your new hardcore hero. James Orr, in Cincinnati court for robbery and kidnapping, managed to derail his trial in one of the most demented and spectacular ways I've ever heard. After a witness took the stand, James asked his lawyer if he had anything to eat. When his counsel averred that he did now, Orr took snack law into his own hands by taking off his colostomy bag, slapping it down on the table and eating his own poop. Courtroom closed, trial postponed for one week. I can hardly wait to see what he does next week. Read more here.