Have you ever read a health care plan? These things are like eighteen zillion pages long and they've got words I've never even heard of. But for you, dear reader, anything. I sat down with the much-ballyhood "compromise" to see what everybody's so upset about. Here, in convenient list form, is what I got out of it.
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- Viagra is 100% covered for registered Republicans. Vasectomies are 100% covered for registered Democrats.
