Sometimes you see a website and you think: hooboy, what is this?! Well, I happened to stumble across two of these in 15 minutes today and decided to share them with you.
Fail #1: http://www.awazing.com
This is a terrific idea. I've been looking for a word to replace "awesome" and "amazing" in my vocabulary. Now that I'm 23, I've decided to move past the letter "A" in the alphabet for my go-to adjective. I was looking forward to a site filled with things both amazing and awesome BUT ALL I GOT WAS A FUCKING MATH EQUATION. And it wasn't even a real math equation. WTF dudes, you gots to pick up your game.
Fail #2: http://www.mcs.csueastbay.edu/~malek/
Welcome to the internet circa 1999. I'm honestly surprised that this site isn't hosted on Geocities. There are some many things wrong with this site that I can't even begin to list them. I mean, why is the text pink? Why are there pictures of Jesus? Why is the only thing that is pixalated the roof of the house? Why is there a donkey with two gremlins down at the bottom of the page? WHAT IS THIS MUSIC?!
I thought these sorts of websites had gone out the window like the excuse "my computer broke" (you use that excuse these days you're just fucking moronic) but apparently they are still kicking around in some corners of the internet.
Oh. My. God. It clicks through. And through. And through. It's a terrifying journey down an internet rabbit hole…you were warned...
