So Glenn Beck just about ruined every last pair of underpants in his possession with this ACORN thing. If you've been living under a rock, a few "undercover reporters" have been visiting offices of the community organization in a variety of disguises and surreptitiously filming them giving bad - and sometimes illegal - advice. But this isn't your Daddy's wiretap - these young Repubs have a flair for the theatrical, as the pair dressed up as a pimp and a prostitute for their little prank. More and more of these videos are surfacing, and we've got the details on some that haven't even hit the YouTubes yet.
- Detroit, MI ACORN office was infiltrated by a sexy witch (prostitute costume was sold out at Party City), ACORN volunteers told her incorrectly that eye of newt is tax-deductable.
- Raleigh, NC ACORN office was told that Robert Pattinson wanted to meet them outside in the alley. When volunteers got there, Ashton Kutcher hit them in the face with a pie.
- Costa Mesa, CA ACORN office's refrigerator is running, but they do not have Prince Albert in a can.
- Salt Lake City, UT ACORN office was burned to the ground. Undercover reporters seen asking volunteers "What, don't you get it?"
- Newark, NJ ACORN office recieved a visit from an undercover reporter in a Barack Obama mask. All ACORN volunteers present on site gave the ersatz President a crisp Nazi salute and lined up to orally satisfy him.
- Bozeman, MT ACORN office received twenty-two Meat Lover's Special pizzas from Papa John's.
