Double Down To Coronary Town

What better way to follow up a story about fat people being dumb than the latest culinary invention designed to make them fatter and dumber? KFC, that paragon of fast food virtue so unsanitary that they actually had to take the "Chicken" out of their name, rolled out to the waiting mouths of pig-monsters everywhere this new treat: the Double Down Sandwich. Lard-ass roll call: Two layers of cheese! Crispy bacon! "Colonel's sauce," which is not a good name for a white oozing fluid. And the kicker? Instead of buns, the Double Down substitutes two deep-fried chicken breasts. All this weighs in at over 1200 calories and well over your R.D.A. of fat, sodium, and cholesterol. Right now, this bastard's only in chubby test restaurants in Providence, Rhode Island and Omaha, Nebraska, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time before pudge-tubs the nation over can gorge themselves to oily death. The NY Daily News has more