10: I Cuddled The Dog Too Tight
9: Daddy Please-Don't
8: Touch Teacher There
7: Grandma's Smells
6: Mary, The Girl Whose Low Self-Esteem Made Her Kiss People
5: I Got A Disease, You Get A Disease
4: Stop That Somali!
3: My Mommy's On A Website
2: Cripples Aren't People, Too
1: Susie, Janie, and the Magic Cup
