1. Candice Thompson
    Once a year I apply to be an Olsen twin. Been shot down 13 times, but I have a good feeling about this one.
  2. A deadly, razor sharp wire wrapped in ba’noodle “technology” that will help me stay fatter longer AND aid me with disposal of a body – sold!

    May 22, 2012
  3. Uncle drew rolls up to the court to show these young bucks what’s really up. Look out fellas, Uncle Drew is about to take you to the school of hard knocks on your home turf.

    May 22, 2012
  4. It’s a common belief that writing “first” began with the Internet, but historians are now discovering that this trolling practice has been going on since mankind’s earliest beginnings.

    May 22, 2012
  5. George Lopez
    Only in my Hometown will you see a Hotel with a gang sign on the side ! Yay Yay http://t.co/bkKmqiLy
  6. Somethings should never exist for the better of mankind. And a musical love letter to Facebook is one of them. Your ears are about to hate you.

    May 22, 2012
  7. Take a look back at Saturday Night Live’s 37 seasons and every cast member and host that has graced the stage of Studio 8H. From the very first episode with host George Carlin in 1975, up through its most recent episode with Mick Jagger.

    May 21, 2012
  8. It’s a love story as old as time itself. Just a boy… his lobster… and the hot girl who’s trying to come between them. Crustacean love knows no boundaries.

    May 21, 2012
  9. marc maron
    On flight with @pattonoswalt! He's trying to have the inflight entertainment switched to all rare Anime shorts.
  10. Trolling on the Internet is even more difficult when you’re getting your Wi-Fi from under a bridge.

    May 21, 2012
  11. “Kings of Catchphrase Comedy” didn’t make the cut on Saturday night, but found its way to the web. It’s stacking up to be the hottest comedy tour ever with all your favorite catchphrase comics: Slappy Pappy, Pat “Carry the Two” Bear, Black Joker, and more…

    May 21, 2012
  12. Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell have unleashed the follow up to their iconic “Lazy Sunday”. This Sunday is just as lazy and kicking off with some brunch and ruthless rhymes, leading up to “Sister Act” on Broadway.

    May 21, 2012