So the world is afire with the news that Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James is - gasp - a dude who sleeps with other ladies. Yes, America, for some reason it's shocking that a reality TV star who also builds motorcycles might sleep around. Mistress #1, the creatively named Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, has already been identified, but are you concerned that you might have had an extramarital affair with Jesse James and not even known about it? Here's our five ways to tell you're one of Jesse James' mistresses. read more ...

We've all had one of those Facebook moments when somebody steps a little over the line and shares too much. In this Friday Facebook Fail, such a moment is actually transmogrified into pure win. Such is the nature of the Willennium. read more ...

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God, I could watch that over and over. Vanderbilt sucks like Duke sucks, just not as famously. Or infamously, I guess. read more ...

It's Friday. You've stuck around all week and you'll be rewarded with the best selection of links you can imagine. It's kind of like bedazzling. It makes anything better. read more ...

Jon Stewart reacts to Glen Beck by explaining what Conservative Libertarian really means.

It's the day after St. Patrick's Day. You're probably still hungover or at least desperate for a chuckle. That's why we've collected an assortment of the best links we could find. Go at it. read more ...

A man was removed from a train because he wrote down the band name "The Killers." He was writing down a list of song covers his band could play, Telegraph reports. It's all ridiculous. There are plenty of terrible band names that are more controversial and vulgar than "The Killers." In fact, let's provide the top 10 offensive and threatening band names out there: read more ...

Welcome to the St Patrick's Day link dump. But this will be a solace from the typical green-clad, shamrock-donning, whiskey-drinking spectacle you're accustomed to. This, my friends, is awesome. read more ...

St. Patrick's Day is an important holiday, a day when we test our ability to consume vast quantities of alcohol and generally behave like a bunch of heathen degenerates. But it's important to celebrate it the right way so that you don't end up passed out on the floor, dead drunk, at 11 AM, which may have happened to a certain writer when he was in college. A certain writer who you are now reading. Ahem. Anyway, we here at Heavy believe in giving you the tools to survive any situation, no matter how daunting, and with that in mind, we bring you Heavy's guide to surviving St. Patrick's Day. read more ...

Pop culture: it moves so fast, it can put your eye out. And for an old dude like myself, who remembers grunge music and when Heroes was good, it can be hard to keep track of what's going on. So I turned to the younger generation - in this case, my seven year old niece Adelaide. Every two weeks, I'm going to show her a picture of some pop culture movers and shakers and have me tell her about them. This installment: the inexplicably popular teen YouTube sensation Justin Bieber (and Usher, but mostly Justin Bieber). read more ...