Coachella 2013 is coming and it wants your money. Sunburns, dead cell batteries, and frustrated lines await you. Don’t even try to resist.

Graduating class of 2012, the Gentlemen have some truth to lay on you. Most of you aren’t going to become astronauts or Fortune 500 CEOs, but you may land a mildly successful YouTube series. So that’s something, right?

Conan gets to the bottom of the John Travolta sex scandal and ruins the good name of peanut butter in the process. Damn you, Conan and your peanut hating antics!

Don’t have time for 6+ hours of Michael Bay’s Transformers crapfest? Not to worry, we’ve got it all wrapped up for you in under one minute.

The first comment on an Internet post is something magical, but who was the “first, first”? This mystery of the universe is finally revealed when investigators track down this commenting pioneer.

A photo album of your friends is kinda heartwarming. A video album of them awkwardly posing for photos, but unaware that they’re being recorded is heartwarming in a serial killer kinda way.

The threat of a WW3 isn’t nearly as scary when you look at it in musical terms with a catchy chorus.

CBS has finally pulled the plug on their long running series CSI: Miami, and while each person mourns in their own way, we’re grieving with a supercut of David Caruso’s greatest one liners. Time to bust out those sunglasses one final time.

Saturday Night Live screened their 100th digital short last weekend and it was chalk full of flashbacks, from Pirate Michael Bolton to Shy Ronnie and laser cats. There may even be something about d*cks in boxes if you look close enough.