EPISODE 12: Kung Fu Jimmy must use his happy awesome power to track down Rainbow Ren and save her from the evil machinations of the buxom Purple Lady.

EPISODE 11: Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming find themselves trapped at a lingerie store, surrounded by Purple Ninjas, the Purple Lady, and now, a spy.

EPISODE 9: After battling a horde of Purple Ninjas at the mall pet store, Jimmy Chow learns that the rodent kung fu master Ming Ming is not all he, or she, seems to be.

EPISODE 8: Purple Ninjas, a biting monkey, ninjitsu weaponry, and hot lesbian teens. Jimmy Chow's new job at the electronics store gets off to a strange start.

EPISODE 7: Risen from the dead by weird balls of light, Jimmy Chow takes on the Purple Mecha from the inside.

EPISODE 6: Jimmy Chow seeks revenge after the Giant Purple Mecha utterly smashes a trio of hot fangirls.

EPISODE 5: Utterly discover the history of a young Jimmy Chow's ascendancy to Exciting Kung Fu Master.

EPISODE 4: Fed up with their utter lack of ninja skills, the buxom Purple Lady crushes her purple ninjas, and turns to her stinky mentor, the one-armed Master Joon-Ri, to help destroy Jimmy Chow.

EPISODE 3: Jimmy Chow owns ninjas with game controller nunchucku style, flying DVD slice technique! Don't forget the teen lesbian bloodlust action!

EPISODE 2: Hot girls and hot kung fu action at the Hot Gothic, as Jimmy Chow kicks the t-shirt out of an army of Purple Ninjas.

PREMIERE EPISODE! Enter the ice cream shop as Jimmy Chow dishes out a double scoop whoop-a*s sundae with pain-bow sprinkles! Enemies will get soft-served!