Two blindfolded girls get an interestingly shaped mushroom dangled in front of them.

In the past, the Japanese have excelled at competitive eating, but these two contestant are totally unprepared to scarf so much sausage.

A slo-mo food fight on Japanese TV - only in real time.

A man in a cow costume gets his nipples tweaked till he's about to explode with pure milky pleasure.

The contestants on this Japanese game show risk getting their butt kicked when they roll the die.

A bulldog and monkey square off against school children in a fitness test.

As if being strapped down in a wrestling outfit weren't enough, this Japanese game show contestant gets his nose smashed in a bare butt crack.

Laughing yields pain in this Japanese game show.

Like some ancient form of corporeal punishment, contestants who answer questions wrong get their precious pair whacked.

A stoic audience on this Japanese game show gets thrashed for cracking a smile.

Ping Pong gets extreme on Japanese TV.

Two teams have to eat strings of marshmallows with huge rubber bands strung across their faces.

Japanese girls dressed as maids spin till they are dizzy, then go bowling.

A band of snickering ninjas throw pies at a guy's face as he goes about everyday activities.

Bruce Willis moonlights as a Japanese game show contestant.