It's hard being Jennifer Aniston. So svelte, so tan, so plagued by the leering eyes of every male.

This Japanese commericial for Visa, starring Bruce Willis, raises so many questions, but does answer one: where the alien-zapping guns from "Men In Black" came from.

You don't have to understand Japanese to know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is terrifying in this commercial.

And this whole time, it has been widely believed that Paris Hilton had a personal chauffeur to pump gas for her.

Not only does Sylvester Stallone play cello, he also has a affinity for ham: two things you probably didn't know before watching this commercial.

Funny man Ben Stiller is so hyped about this Japanese lime-infused drink, he's even more over-the-top than usual.

Jennifer Aniston: not good enough for Brad Pitt, not hot enough to share your Heineken with.

Arnold Schwarzenegger can eat an entire Cup O' Noodles in one gulp...and then wash it down with the blood of Japanese virgins.

All the awesomeness of George Michael mixed with the mind-melting neon of the 80s. Woo-hoo.

The eccentric pop art painter cashes in on his oddity in this Japanese commercial for cassette tapes.

In some inexplicable act of Willis heroics, the Die Hard star saves Elvis from a can of orange paint.