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KENSINGTON REPORT: Dogs, Friend or Foe?

With the advent of Wikipedia and other thus far-undiscovered distractions, the human mind is shrinking. The anticipated result, according to the Kensington Report: canine intelligence will surpass human intelligence. Get a harrowing glimpse inside a harrowing future where Earth is renamed Grogan and humans are made to fetch in outer space. To thwart this seemingly-inevitable scenario the US Government has sent a pentagon official to the UK in an attempt to dig up any potential weapons, or bones.

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DoublePlayTV

DoublePlayTV

If we have to fetch for dogs...will the dogs pick up our poop? that would be sweet.
Random_As

Random_As

lol cool
ledi

ledi

The world is coming to an end!!!!
AjaF

AjaF

Ummm yea this better not happen
Marcojulien

Marcojulien

I agree Hampton!
Hampton

Hampton

better dogs than cats!
WONG

WONG

has anyone seen IDIOCRACY?! It's all happening!!!!!!!!!