Is Crispin Glover destined for Oscar gold? Will "Epic Movie" win Best Picture? Is there a cure for Oscar fever? The Heavy Show Oscar preview special has the answers.

Blood and milkshakes, grown-up Goonies and pregnancy prevention tips? It must be Oscar Preview time.

The Osbournes get a new Grammy-snorting daughter, Snoop Dogg announces his candidacy for Presnizzle, and the writers quit striking (but they're still not writing).

With Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse on the road to recovery, neither has been very embarrassing lately. Thankfully, there are other celebrities in the world. Who knew?

Her copies of Vogue, Glamour and Us dish on men, fashion and sex. That is, until their boyfriends The New Yorker, Men's Health and The Weekly World News arrive. Shocking secrets will be revealed! Read all about it.

Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johanssen are slated to appear together in a love scene, in the only place in the world where no one will see it: in an upcoming Woody Allen movie. Plus, see Jordan's shrinking breasts and the former Mrs. McCartney's orgasmic stump.

In the world of celebrity photography, the quest for the perfect picture never ends. Experience the dark journey, the cold hours of waiting outside a Rite Aid, the struggle and the heartache of one lonely paparazzo as he attempts to capture the ultimate upskirt photo of Britney Spears.

Fighting over Coke, sucking Justin Timberlake, and a threesome with Adriana Lima? There ain't no party like the Super Bowl Commercial Spectacular! Plus, racist pandas, the world's luckiest stain, and the Heavy Show talking baby.

Eli Manning's drunk and back on the phone. This time, he calls up Gisele Bundchen, supermodel girlfriend of losing Super Bowl QB Tom Brady. Manning's the new MVP of drunk dialing.

Stripping French flight attendant prepares for take-off, new Bond Girl goes to the poles, and the Spice Girls comeback tour goes away. Plus, keep abreast of Nicole Kidman pregnancy news.

Sly Stallone talks HGH, Adnan Ghalib talks cloning, and Britney talks like a Brit on American Idol. Plus, your guide to this season's upcoming dance movies, Step Up 2 and How She Move.

Britney Spears has gone crazy. She's been committed to a mental hospital and there just isn't any light at the end of the tunnel. Oh wait there is... Dr. Phil is back with some more advice to help Brit Brit get her life back on track.

Roger Ebert, watch out! Pruane2Forever is the latest sensation in Internet movie reviews, and he went to see Rambo. Here's his review.

Foreign Filth takes a good long look at the new Bond girls, Victoria Beckham, and Britain's growing breasts. Plus, Kiwis against Borat bikinis, Winehouse smokes crack, and a Brazilian plastic surgery addict is turning Japanese.

Tinseltown celebrities are deep in the grip of drug addiction, and it's no longer just the usual suspects like LiLo and Brit-Brit. See who else has just been saying "yes, yes, YES!"