Sex tapes, degrading immigrants, scandals and high-profile auto wrecks with Paris Hilton in this Behind the Music That Sucks episode.

Lindsay Lohan has a nose so bright, Diddy caps that b**ch Bumble, and Paris Hilton gives Coldmiser a way to stay warm in this Behind the Music That Sucks episode.

Lil Kim helps Martha Stewart bust out of prison with Morgan Freeman on this Behind the Music that Sucks episode on Heavy.com.

The secret behind Dane Cook's suck-cess as a bad comedian? Two words: The, Superfinger in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

The story behind Lil John's Crunk Juice. Side effects include being pecked by imaginary owls on this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

On tour this summer: Man Boobs, Ozzy's Spittle, and Frontal Lobotomy. Ozzy Osbourne sucks in this Behind the Music That Sucks episode.

Radio listeners are getting so sick of hearing Justin Timberlake's "Sexyback" on this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

What kind of retard would hang out with a bunch of douchebag Guitar Center employees? Actual retards, of course. Behind the Music that Sucks.

The history behind one loser's diabolical quest to have threesomes with hot bridesmaids on this Behind the Music That Sucks episode. Oh what a night.

Meet the subversive genius behind making people look stupid: the inventor of karaoke Long Duc Dong in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

Beyonce's bootylicious booty gives rise to a new Bootyligeon in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

Jessica Simpson's dad is no ordinary Joe. But thanks to the Malkovich mental-portal, Nick Lachey might be in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

The sons of Sam, the All American Rejects, suck like cannibals at a sausage party in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

When U2 loses their Edge, Bono goes over the edge, and the Edge loses his foreskin. Lindsay Lohan, Donald Duck and Natalie from "Facts of Life" co-star in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.

If you think Jack White is too cool to sell douches, marry a penguin or join a band with Matt Lauer, you don't know Jack. Mr. T co-stars in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.